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10 Musicians I Wouldn’t Want To Switch Places With

by bhoughton on February 7th, 2008

Sometimes we all wish we were rock stars. But here and all across the b5media music blog channel today we’re sharing 10 Musicians I Wouldn’t Want To Switch Places With. Here are my 10 an why.

  1. Courtney Love - Can you imagine being best known for your dead ex-husband and your obscene behavior?
  2. Ozzy Osbourne - If that was your life, would you want cameras recording every minute of it?
  3. Mama Cass of the Mamas & Papas– You’re overweight and you die choking on a sandwich. There’s a legacy.
  4. Mili Vanili – I know this was supposed to be about real musicians…I just know I wouldn’t want to be either of them.
  5. Eddie Van Halen – Poor guy, he gets out of rehab and the only way he can make a living is to get into a tour bus with David Lee Roth.
  6. Gary Glitter – Just sick.
  7. Michael Jackson – Even sicker.
  8. Paul Rodgers - He’s really talented, but how do you follow Freddie Mercury?
  9. Color Me Bad – Your only claim to fame is…”I Want To Sex You Up”.
  10. Yanni – Fabio meets John Tesh with even less talent than either.

Dishonorable Mentions:

  • Brittany Spears - It would have been too easy to put on the list
  • Paris Hilton – Why do we allow her to live? MiIi Vanili were more musicians than she’ll ever be.

WHAT MUSICIAN WOULD YOU NOT WANT TO SWITCH PLACES WITH?

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